TOP TEN REASONS THIS GUY NEEDS TO GTFOH

ALL THESE BITCHES HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE ANNOYING B

YO SO THIS BLACK DUDE WROTE A BLOG POST ABOUT WHITE GIRLS BEING THE BEST SPECIES OF BITCHES BECAUSE THEY ARE MORE FUN ETC.

NON WHITE WOMEN (BLACK WOMEN ESPECIALLY) WERE UP IN ARMS BECAUSE THAT SHIT WAS OD DISPARAGING TOWARDS THEM & SHIT.

I WAS UP IN ARMS CUZ THAT SHIT SOUNDED LIKE AN OLD TOMMY DAVIDSON SET THAT HE DID WHEN HE WAS IN HIS BASEMENT DRUNK AND READING HIS "THESE ARE NOT MY BEST JOKES" NOTEBOOK. NAH IM PLAYIN I WASNT UP IN ARMS I WAS ON MY COUCH SHIRTLESS YAWNING.

ABBIE (@abbieawsm) AND SHANE (@_shanedelfresco) SUGGESTED THAT I DEBUNK THIS SHIT SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY CHUCKLE IRL…THAT'S WHAT I'MA DO AND ALSO ADD A LIL POST #KNOWLEDGEDARTS FOR YOU NIGGAS.





10. White girls can get their hair wet. It’s summer time. Who wants to be at the pool with a girl who’s only concern is not getting her weave wet. White girls just jump in the pool without any care.

WHAT IS THIS B? SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING? WHO CARES IF THE BITCH DON'T WANNA GET HER HAIR WET? I'M ON 4 XANAX AND I'M HAVING A VIP WATER PARTY DOLO IF SHE DOESN'T WANNA SWIM. ALSO MY WIFE IS WHITE AND HER ABILITY TO GET HER HAIR WET JUST MAKES HER SWIM AFTER ME LIKE A DOG WITH A TENNIS BALL IN ITS MOUTH. IDK ABOUT YOU BROSKI BUT I'M TRYNA DO THIS LEISURELY BACKSTROKE AND BE AT PEACE WITH MY THOUGHTS. I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT MY GIRL PLAYING MARCO POLO WITH ME. ALSO, BLACK PEOPLE CAN'T SWIM SO THIS IS VERY ARBITRARY.





09. White girls don’t talk back. Put a little aggression in your voice and she will do whatever you say. That doesn’t fly with “other races” though. They wanna fight. Always.

NIGGA IF BY WHITE GIRLS YOU MEAN EASTERN EUROPEAN SEX SLAVES. EVERY WHITE GIRL I'VE DATED HAS BEEN WILD CONFRONTATIONAL AND WANTS TO DISCUSS VERY IRRELEVANT THINGS AT LENGTH IN A VERY AGGRESSIVE MANNER B. I ONCE HAD A 2 HR ARGUMENT WITH AN ITALIAN BITCH OVER WHAT SIZES LUGGAGE SHOULD BE. LITERALLY TWO HOURS LIKE "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!!? YOU NEED A 29" BAG IF YOU ARE GOING TO PACK SHOES IN IT SHOES ARE VERY BULKY!!!" IMAGINE THAT IN A CARMELA SOPRANO VOICE. FOR 120 MINUTES. WHITE GIRLS BEING DOCILE IS THE OD MYTH B. MY JEWISH ASS WIFE SHOVED A JAMAICAN DUDE OUT OF HER WAY WHILE HOLDING MY INFANT SON BECAUSE HE TRIED TO CUT HER IN LINE IN THE SUPERMARKET B. THERE IS NOT NOTHING PASSIVE ABOUT THAT.





08. It’s easier introducing them to your family/friends. “Everyone, this is Amber.” is WAY easier on the ears than, “Everyone, this is Shaniqua.” Just saying.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BECAUSE IF YOU'RE BLACK YOUR SISTERS NAME IS PROBABLY SHANIQUA SO IT'S PROBABLY WILD FOREIGN FOR YOUR MOM LAWANDA TO PROCESS THE SENTENCE "HEY MAMA THIS MY GIRL GWYNETH HUNTER LOCKLEY" INTO HER EAR CANALS…AND BRUH, BRIEFLY SURVEYING ANY NFL ROSTER WILL PROVE THAT BLACK DUDES NAMES ARE OUTTA FUCKING CONTROL SO YEAH NO DOUBT ITS EASY TO SAY AMBER BUT WHEN AMBER TAKES YOU TO MEET HER DAD JIMBO SR. AND IS LIKE "DADDY THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND D'BRICKASHAW JENKINS" HIS EARS WILL FALL OFF HIS HEAD AND ATTEMPT TO LYNCH YOU B.




07. White girls have WAY less restrictions in the bedroom than “other races.” You can basically do whatever, wherever with them. And they’ll smile through it all.

I THINK THROUGHTOUT THIS "WRITING" YOU CONFUSED THE WORDS "WHITE" WITH OTHER ADJECTIVES SUCH AS LIKE FOR EXAMPLE "FAT" AND "UGLY" OR "DESPERATE FOR PENIS" BECAUSE I HAVE HAD PLENTY OF ALL FLAVORS ACCEPT MY PP INTO THEY ANAL CANAL AND ALL OTHER TYPES OF DEPRAVED SHIT. I PUT SO MANY FOREIGN OBJECTS IN THIS BRAZILIAN GIRLS PUSSY I USED TO DATE THAT IF I MADE A LIST YOU'D BE LIKE "YO HERE'S YOUR GARAGE SALE INVENTORY. THATS WHAT THIS IS RIGHT? YOU HAD A CROQUET SET?" GIRLS THAT LET YOU DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT ARE NOT RACIALLY INCLINED TO DO SO, THEY'RE JUST HORNY. IF YOU MAKE A GIRL HORNY ENOUGH SHE'LL FINGER HER ASSHOLE WHILE SHE BLOWS A GERMAN SHEPHERD RESCUE DOG. THAT SHIT DOESN'T HAVE RACIAL PARAMETERS OR WHATEVER B. IF A GIRL DOESN'T LET YOU 69 STANDING UP WHILE YOU PUT CLOTHESPINS ON HER NIPPLES AND SMELL HER FARTS THAT DON'T MEAN ANYTHING ABOUT HER ETHNIC BACKGROUND THAT JUST MEANS YOU NOT GETTING HER OPEN ENOUGH.




06. White girls aren’t looking to be in a rap video. Meaning when y’all go out, she’s not looking for you to “buy out the bar” and “light the club up with sparklers.” She doesn’t care about any of that shit. She just wants her drinks and music.

MOST GIRLS JUST WANNA GO TO A CLUB AND DANCE AND GET DRUNK B. THIS IS WHY TWITTER RUINED EARTH BECAUSE ALL THESE STRIPPERS TURNT MODELS GOT TWITTER NIGGAS BELIEVING THEY ARE YOUR AVERAGE GIRL. THOSE BITCHES ARE NOT YOUR AVERAGE GIRL. I KNOW IT SAYS "JuZz uR AVaRiGE GuRL" WITH AIRPLANE AND LIPSTICK EMOJIS IN THEY TWITTER BIO BUT THAT'S A LIE. THEY ARE AWARE THAT THEIR ASS SHOTS AND $8000 TITS GARNER ATTENTION/PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE AND THE OVERWHELMING TSUNAMI OF THIRST THEY EXPERIENCE ON SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORKS MAKES THEM THINK THEY'RE THE GIRL EVERY RAPPER IS RAPPIN ABOUT. YOUR AVERAGE BLACK GIRL WANTS TO GO TO THE CLUB AND HAVE SOME ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AND TAKE HER SHOES OFF SO SHE CAN REALLY GET BUSY WHEN "LOVE ON TOP" COMES ON. SPANISH GIRLS WANNA DO THE SAME THING (EXCEPT TO THIS SONG) SO DO CHINESE BITCHES AND BITCHES FROM MARS WITH NEON VAGINAS SHAPED LIKE SMARTCARS.





05. White girls have no problem spoiling their men with gifts. The LOVE that shit! It’s an ego boost for them. (See Kim Kardashian’s birthday present to Kanye? Ok then.)

OFF TOP KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE WORST EXAMPLE YOU COULD EVER REFERENCE FOR ANYTHING UNLESS YOU ARE TRYING TO GIVE SOMEONE A VERY ACCURATE EXAMPLE OF THE PHRASE "MILLIONAIRE BLOWJOB MACHINE". SHE PROBABLY IN A SUITE RIGHT NOW PRETENDING TO ENJOY WATCHING KANYE BLOW A DUDE IN LEOPARD PRINT LEATHER CHAPS B. YES, KANYE IS BLOWING A DUDE RIGHT NOW AND TALKING ABOUT HIS LATEST COKEDREAM AT THE SAME DAMN TIME. ANY GIRL WILL BUY YOU ANYTHING IF SHE GOT MONEY AND YOU FUCK HER RIGHT AND LISTEN TO HER WHINE ABOUT HER COWORKERS/SISTER/PERIOD/SCHOOLWORK. I HAD A BLACK GIRLFRIEND WHO BOUGHT ME A BEACH HOUSE ON THE MOON MADE OUT OF EXTINCT DINOSAUR TITS SO YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID AS FUCK.





04. White girls don’t give you as many headaches as “other races.” There’s no nagging, complaining, and other annoying ass behavior. No running through your phone and wanting to know who “such and such” is.


ANY FEMALE WITH OVARIES WILL BE LIKE 'WHO WAS THAT? >:|" WHEN YOU GET OFF THE PHONE AND THEY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE TALKING TO. YOUR DATING HISTORY MUST BE THE WORST SINCE MICHAEL JACKSON IF YOU DON'T REALIZE THIS MY NIGGA. IF YOU'RE NOT SHIT AND YOUR GIRL IS DOING SOMETHING POSITIVE WITH HER LIFE LIKE MAYBE HAVING A JOB OR ACQUIRING MORE THAN YOUR CURRENT TOTAL OF 7 COLLEGE CREDITS, THEN SHE'S GONNA NAG YOU ABOUT YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES. IF YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WITH YOURSELF YOU WILL LIVE NAG FREE…JUST KIDDING WOMEN ALWAYS NAG YOU…IF THEY CARE, IF THEY DON'T CARE THEY WILL LET YOU CONTINUE TO REMAIN JOBLESS IN ORDER TO IMPROVE YOUR GAMERSCORE WHILE THEY BLOW JULIO WITH THE CURLY HAIR FROM WORK. IF A GIRL DON'T NAG YOU SHE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU AND THIS SPANS ACROSS RACES.




03. White girls cater to and love to take care of their men. Cooking? No problem. Cleaning? No problem. Anything else you want? No problem.

NOPE. MODERN WOMEN ARE "CAREER ORIENTED" & SHIT. FOR EXAMPLE MY WIFE IS IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER "WHITE LADY"…WE WERE AT THE PEDIATRICIAN LAST MONTH AND THE NURSE WAS LIKE "OMG HAVE YOU EVER SEEN TWILIGHT?! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE BELLA FROM TWILIGHT YO!!" AND KRISTEN STEWART IS THE WHITEST BITCH SINCE JULIA ROBERTS. YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I MADE DINNER LAST WEEK? 4. 4 OUT OF 7 DAYS I MADE DINNER AND SHE DID IT TWICE AND ORDERED PIZZA ONCE. PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT MY WIFE IS SO FUCKING WHITE SHE LISTENS TO JEWEL WHILE SCRAPBOOKING. SHE'S SO WHITE SHE WILL DRIVE HALF A GAS TANK AWAY TO A LITTLE TOWN TO BUY CHOCOLATE BECAUSE "THEY ARE THE BEST LITTLE HANDMADE CHOCOLATES EVER!" SHE JUST FINISHED HER SECOND MASTERS AND IS ALL ABOUT BEING A HOUSEWIFE, IN THEORY. UNFORTUNATELY UNLESS I FIND A WAY TO PLAY CARDS AT AN OPEN BAR WITH MICHAEL JORDAN ON A WEEKLY BASIS OR MOVE TO A VERY SHITTY STATE LIKE SUCH AS CONNECTICUT OR DELAWARE (THATS A STATE RIGHT?) I DON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO LIVE A COOLGUY LIFESTYLE AND ALSO HAVE MY BITCH ALWAYS BE IN THE HOUSE LIKE A TEA COZY. THEREFORE I HAVE CHICKEN DEFROSTING IN THE FRIDGE FOR TOMORROW NIGHT, AND SO DO YOU UNLESS YOU'RE LIVING IN A FANTASY MAKE BELIEVE WORLD WHERE BITCHES WAKE UP AT 6AM TO GO TO WORK AND COME HOME AT 5PM AND START MAKING A DELICIOUS DINNER FROM SCRATCH. I BE SEEING SOME OF THE "DINNERS" YOU BITCHES POST ON INSTAGRAM, CUT THAT SHIT OUT…MRS MERO DOES BRING ME BEER ON DEMAND THOUGH SO I'M WINNING MORE THAN MOST NIGGAS.




02. You ever receive head from a white girl? I rest my case.

YOU EVER RECEIVE HEAD FROM ANY "EXOTIC DANCER"? KNOWING HOW TO SUCK MY BALLS WITH THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF FORCE HAS 0 RACIAL CONNOTATIONS. AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE MOST PROLIFIC COCKSUCKER OF OUR GENERATION JUST HAPPENS TO BE A BLACK BITCH. I WOULDN'T LET CANDYSUPATHROAT BLOW ME IF I HAD THE COMBINATION TO BILL GATES SAFE IN MY DICKHOLE AND HER TONGUE HAD AN HD CAMERA ON THE TIP, BUT I'M SAYING, SHE'S LIKE THE CARMELO ANTHONY OF SUCKING DICK B. HIGH VOLUME, HIGH SCORING. NAHMEAN? PERSONALLY THE BEST BJ I EVER GOT WAS FROM A DOMINICAN GIRL IN A VERY HIGH PRESSURE NERVE WRACKING OUTDOOR SITUATION BUT SHORTY WAS WORKING THE SHAFT LIKE A BARISTA MAKING A VERY SENSUOUS MACHIATTO B. NOBODY ELSE HAS EVEN APPROACHED THAT PLATEAU AND THAT'S INCLUDING ALL THE DOZENS OF WHITE GIRLS THAT HAVE BEEN A PART OF MY EJACULATION PROCESS.



Which all really sums up my number 1 reason black guys prefer white women:
01. White girls are just more FUN. There’s no other way to put it. If you just want to have fun without any of the negative shit, get you a white girl.

FUN IS RELATIVE. SOME NIGGAS LIKE TO READ ANIME BOOKS LIKE FUCKING VIRGINS AND DRAW GOKU JERKING ILLZ ON LOOSLEAF PAPER. SOME NIGGAS LIKE TO DO DRUGS UNTIL THEY PASS OUT/HEATHE LEDGER. SOME NIGGAS LIKE TO HIT UP A NIGHT ESTABLISHMENT AND MAX OUT THEIR CREDIT CARDS WHILE WEARING BRIAN PUMPER JEWELS AND TWITPIC THE WHOLE SCENARIO. THERE'S A FLAVOR OF PUSSY TO ACCOMPANY YOU IN ALL THAT SHIT. ALL GIRLS CAN BE FUN. ALL GIRLS CAN BE BORING. THE FUNNEST BITCH IN THE WORLD CAN BE BORING AS FUCK AFTER AS LITTLE AS A FEW WEEKS B. THIS IS LIKE SAYING "THE PINK STARBURST TASTE THE BEST OUTTA ALL OF THEM" YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGGAS YOU WOULD SAY THAT TO THAT WOULD LOOK AT YOU INCREDULOUSLY LIKE "NAH NIGGA, THE RED JOINTS MY NIGGA" AND DEPENDING ON HOW HIGH YOU ARE THIS DEBATE COULD LAST FOR MORE THAN 40 MINUTES.



YO ON SOME REAL SHIT THIS LIST SUCCEEDED IN BEING INCENDIARY BULLSHIT THAT GOT NIGGAS TALKING ON TWITTER FOR A FEW HOURS BUT IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE THIS SHIT YOU ARE STUCK IN 1992 OR SOME TREMENDOUSLY ASS CITY WHERE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BLIPSTERS OR WHITE BITCHES THAT LISTEN TO WAKA. ALL I'M SAYIN IS IF YOU GO INTO A SITUATION THINKING A CERTAIN SPECIES OF BITCH IS GONNA BEHAVE A CERTAIN WAY YOU MIGHT END UP WITH YOUR CAR KEYED OR YOUR PITBULL DECAPITATED AND PUT IN YOUR FRIDGE WITH THE WORD "BETRAYER" WRITTEN ON YOUR CEILING IN BLOOD…OR SOME SIMILARLY WILD MOVIE SHIT. ON THE OTHER HAND YOU COULD NOT GIVE A GIRL THE TIME OF DAY CUZ YOU THINK "BLACK GIRLS ARE THE WORST" AND PASS UP WHAT COULD BE BRAIN EXPLODING BLOWJOBS CUZ #BLACKTWITTER WAS ON SOME SELF HATRED SHIT AND TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH BLACK GIRLS. TREAT EVERY FEMALE LIKE AN INDIVIDUAL AND YOU'LL BE GOOD. IF YOU'RE INTO A CERTAIN TYPE OF FEMALE AESTHETICALLY THAT'S ONE THING AND YOU CAN MOST DEFINITELY STICK TO THE SCRIPT ON THAT BUT THE "ALL BLACK GIRLS DO THIS, ALL WHITE GIRLS DO THAT" ARGUMENT IS TIRED AND HAS BEEN DISPROVEN LIKE 503789879829725875 TIMES IN MY PERSONAL LIFE ALONE. AIGHT I'MA HOLLA AT YOU NIGGAS LATER IMA GO WATCH "VIRGIN DIARIES" AND WRITE ABOUT HOW STUPID VIRGINS ARE. (SPOILER: THEY ARE VERY FUCKING STUPID)

YO MY PAYPAL IS THE SAME AS MY TWITTER @THEKIDMERO CEPT @GMAIL FEEL FREE TO DONATE TO MY SECRET DRUG ABUSE AND RENT. I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH THOUGH…ASSHOLES.

#KNOWLEDGE