MOMENTS OF GREAT ANTICIPATION & SHIT LIKE THAT.

 

THIS NIGGA WAITIN ON SOME PUSSY

YO YOU EVER BE CAUGHT IN A MOMENT OF PURE ANTICIPATION MY NIGGA? LIKE YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT IN EROTIC SUSPENSE LIKE YO THIS SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN? I JUST WOKE UP AND THOUGHT IT WAS SATURDAY. THAT IS OF LITTLE RELEVANCE RIGHT NOW BUT I JUST TOLD Y'ALL CUZ WITH MY BLOG AS WELL AS ALL MY ENDEAVORS I STRIVE FOR TRANSPARENCY NAHMEAN BECAUSE I WANT THE SOURCE OF YALL NIGGAS KNOWLEDGEDARTS TO BE VERY TRUSTWORTHY & SHIT. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE SOMETIMES I JERK ILLZ IN THE SHOWER NO HOMO. YOU NIGGAS AINT NEED TO KNOW THAT BUT IN MY QUEST FOR OPENESS AND LOVE WITH MY PEOPLES I JUST TOLD YALL NIGGAS THAT. THIS IS TURNING INTO A POST WHERE I AINT WRITIN ABOUT SHIT SO LEMME GET TO THE POINT, SINCE I KNOW YOU NIGGAS HAVE NO DESIRE TO HAVE A DISCOURSE ABOUT ME JERKING ILLZ WHILE I BATHE MYSELF. I WOKE UP TODAY AND WAS LIKE "YO THERE'S MOMENTS OF GREAT ANTICIPATION IN LIFE MY NIGGA." AND THEN I WAS LIKE "WELL WHAT'S SOME OF THEM MY GUY?" SO ON MY WAY TO WORK I LISTENED TO FRENCH MONTANA AND COMPILED A SHORT LIST OF MOMENTS OF INTENSE ANTICIPATORY VIBES AND HERE'S THEY ARE.

SEEING A GIRLS VAGINA FOR THE FIRST TIME.

THIS IS WHAT SET IT OFF FOR ME CUZ I THINK I SAW A PICTURE OF A VAGINA ON THE INTERNET AND IT TRIGGERED MEMORIES OF WHEN I SAW A FEW IMPACTFUL VAGINAS IN MY LIFE. THE FIRST TIME YOU TAKE SHORTY PANTIES OFF AND THE BAGINER IS JUST SITTIN THERE LOOKIN LIKE AN OLD MAN WITH HIS FACE PRESSED AGAINST THE WINDOW OF THE BX40, TECHNICALLY ITS DISGUSTING RIGHT? THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A "PRETTY PUSSY" B NO MATTER WHAT PLIES SAYS. I LOVE PUSSIES BECAUSE THEY ARE WARM HAVENS FOR MY PP BUT THEY ARE NOT AESTHETICALLY PLEASING TO YOUR EYESIGHT NAHMEAN? PUSSIES ARE NOT AERODYNAMIC MY NIGGA THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT DESIGNED THEM B. THOSE SHITS LOOK LIKE A PINK BABY OCTOPUS NAPPING IN A PASTRAMI SLEEPING BAG. BUT YO WHEN YOU SEE THAT SHIT FOR THE FIRST TIME IT'S LIKE YOU P DIDDY RUNNING THE MARATHON WITH A MOHAWK AND YOU APPROACHING THE FINISH B. TEARS OF JOY RUN DOWN UR CHEEKS AS YOUR APPROACH THAT SHIT MY NIGGA JUST THINKING ABOUT ALL THE PHONECALLS AND TEXTS WHERE YOU HAD TO GOOGLE SHIT TO PRETEND YOU KNEW ABOUT MARIAH CAREY & SHIT. THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO GO TO THE FUCKIN LINCOLN CENTER BALLET AND HAD TO BUY THIS BITCH A TINY PLASTIC CUP OF M&M'S FOR $5. THE ANTICIPATION LEADING UP TO THE PANTY REMOVAL IS LIKE UNEARTHING LIL JESUS FROM HIS TOMB B. IT'S LIKE DISCOVERING A DINOSAUR DICK BONE EXCEPT YOU ABOUT TO GET PUSSY AND ARCHAEOLOGISTS DON'T GET NO TYPE OF PUSSY. I KNOW THIS CUZ MY SON WATCHES DINOSAUR TRAIN AND DR. SCOTT THE PALEONTOLOGIST LOOK LIKE HE HAVE NOT ONCE HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN.

FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH A FEMALE YOU BEEN TRYNA FUCK SINCE THE 12TH GRADE

WOW THIS IS SO REAL ALSO KEEPING WITH THE TREND OF FIRST GLIMPSE OF THE TOTO. THIS IS DIFFERENT BECAUSE IT DON'T HAVE TO NECESSARILY BE YOU SMASHING CHEEKS. NAHMEAN MY FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH THIS OUTRAGEOUSLY BAD BITCH I WAS FUCKIN WITH MY FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE WAS A BJ IN THE DARK. THAT MADE THE SHIT EVEN MORE ANTICIPATORY YOU FEEL ME? WE LAYING ON THE FLOOR KISSING & SHIT THEN I FEEL SHORTY HANDS WANDER DOWN MY TROUSERS ON SOME SALACIOUS SHIT AND I JUST RELAXED LIKE I WAS SKYDIVING B. I JUST COOLED OUT AND WAITED FOR THE MOMENT LIKE OK...OK...OK AHHHHHH (SHE PUT MY PP IN HER MOUTH). THAT GLORIOUS MOMENT THAT NIGGAS ALL WAIT FOR WHEN SHORTY INITIATES TOP. THAT SHIT IS THE EQUIVALENT OF WALKING INTO YOUR CRIB AFTER A LONG WALK HOME IN THE RAIN AND YOUR CRIB IS TOASTY WARM AND YOU GOT YOUR NAUTICA SWEATS AND TSHIRT FOLDED NEATLY ON YA BED MY NIGGA AND YOU JUST VESTICATE YOURSELF WITH THOSE SHITS. ITS A VERY SOOTHING MOMENT OF WARMTH AND SAFETY. IN THE CASE OF SMASHING CHEEKS ITS SIMILAR EXCEPT SHORTY BAGINA DON'T HAVE TEETH AND IF IT DO YOU NOT LIVING IN REAL LIFE AND YOU PROLLY READ ANIME BOOKS IN YOUR ROOM SITTING INDIAN STYLE LIKE A LITTLE RACIST BITCH. 

FIRST HIT OF A BLUNT

MAN THIS SHIT IS A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE B. YOU BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO GET OUTTA WORK AND YOU STOP BY THE BODEGA TO COP A DUTCH THEN YOU ARRIVE AT YOUR CRIB AND SET UP YOUR WHOLE LITTLE ALTAR OF MARIJUANIFICATION. YOU GET YOUR GATORADE (BLUE JOINT) TURN ON YOUR DVR'D KNICKS GAME AND THE WHOLE TIME YOUR MOUTH IS WATERING NO HOMO WAITING FOR THAT FIRST MIRACULOUS LUNGFUL OF HERBAL KNOWLEDGE. THIS SHIT IS VERY SUSPENSEFUL CUZ THEN YOU ALSO LIKE "AM I HIGH?" AND THEN IT'S LIKE "BINGO." THATS REALLY ALL I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THAT B NOT MUCH NEED TO BE SAID LIL NIGGAS. IF YOU SMOKE WEED YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT AND IF YOU DON'T SMOKE WEED, THROW YOUR FACIAL IN THE GARBAGE. DON'T JUDGE ME B BECAUSE YOU PROLLY GET FALL DOWN DRUNK ON WEEKENDS AND GO HOME AND HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A MORBIDLY OBESE HUMAN OF UNINTELLIGIBLE GENDER B. NAHSAYIN SO FUCKIN RELAX NIGGA YOU SNIFF SO MUCH COKE YOU GOT NO SEPTUM SO DON'T SAY SOME SIDEWAYS SHIT ABOUT WEED. I WOULDNT NOT PAY MY PHONE BILL FOR WEED. TAKE IT EASY PLAYER.

I GOT 3 MORE TO ADD TO THIS BUT YOU NIGGAS RARELY HIT MY PAYPAL AND GUESS WHAT? I GET PAID TO WRITE SO I'M NOT GIVIN NIGGAS FREEBIES. SORRY! I'M BROKE I CAN'T BE NICE MY NIGGA I EAT THE MOST DEPRESSING MEALS YOU COULD EVER VISUALIZE IN YOUR MIND B, I JUST HAD A MAYONAISE SANDWICH AND TAP WATER FOR LUNCH. SO NO FREEBIES. NIGGAS ALWAYS WANT FREE SHIT EVEN WHEN THEY GOT MONEY. I DEMAND FREE SHIT CUZ I AIN'T GOT NO CHOICE. MY NIGGA...IMAGINE YOU WENT TO A STRIP CLUB AND AINT HAVE TO TIP/BUY A SINGLE DRINK? YOU KNOW WHAT STRIP CLUBS WOULD LOOK LIKE? ALL THE BITCHES WOULD LOOK LIKE THEY JUST CAME OFF A VH1 REALITY SHOW MY NIGGA. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? OR YOU WANT HARDWORKING LATINAS THAT TAKE PRIDE IN THEY CARTOONISH SURGICALLY ALTERED ASS CHEEKS? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

AIGHT I'M OUT

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